Do you have a man in your life? What about a $425 24-karat gold razor, because who needs practical when you can literally wash your money down the drain. And it’s good for the environment, so they’re the jerk if they complain. It’ll be from Goop, so they’ll know you care. If you have a particular in-law you don’t care for on your list, how about sending them a $75 bag of sh*t. Of course, she’ll claim she invented the concept, but if I’ve saved up enough for her Cowgirl Sex Machine by then, I might just be in the mood to let her have the credit. I think we’ll see a rise in sex den furniture and accessories on gift guides. And after watching the Netflix’s How to Build a Sex Room series, Gwyneth is on the right side of this trend. I don’t have the funds or the space for a piece like this right now, but when I become an empty nester… In truth, I’ve always appreciated Gwyneth’s approach to sex and making it a part of the conversation. ![]() Yes, a leather tufted sex chair with stirrups, straps and ottoman to put under the tree. Fancy! If subtle is your style, how about a $99,950 Roy Lichtenstein nude woodcut? Or a vintage Ford Bronco? Hell, if you’re really stumped for how to flaunt your ridiculous wealth, Goop’s offering a 10oz gold bar and suggesting you use it as a paper weight.īut if you want to be original, nothing says Merry F**king Christmas like a $28,500 Boudoir Chaise. Yep, for four bills you can pull those plastic bags out of a genuine Gucci while cleaning your dog’s crap off a neighbor’s newly reseeded lawn. How about a $420 Gucci GG bag? Not a purse, a dog poop bag holder. ![]() On it, you can purchase things like a $48 Avocado Vase, or a $75 Luna Beaded Phone Wristlet, or $56 Lola Horoscope Briefs (underwear) offered only in sizes small and medium.īut if you are looking to dig a little deeper this season, Goop’s got you. Don’t worry, there’s a whole tab for gifts under $100. It’s the most wonderful time of the year… when celebrities post gift guides for amazing items completely outside our budgets! To kick us off is The GrandMaster Goop Giver: Gwyneth Paltrow and her Goop Gift Guide 2022.
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